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Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

Linguistics motherfuckers

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12:15   8-26-14   158,786 notes

Parks & Rec Season 6 Bloopers

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0:29   8-24-14   4,888 notes

ayyysis:

literally me

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1:52   8-23-14   326,153 notes

In case you’re ever curious how accurate Essie’s Ballet Slipper nail color is…

In case you’re ever curious how accurate Essie’s Ballet Slipper nail color is…

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bunheadforever:

ryanishka:

balletomaneassoluta:

Evgenia Obraztsova

where can I get this skirt

You have this skirt now Ryan :)

bunheadforever:

ryanishka:

balletomaneassoluta:

Evgenia Obraztsova

where can I get this skirt

You have this skirt now Ryan :)

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15:40   8-22-14   4,207 notes

besoindedanser:

Olga Smirnova in rehearsal
London

besoindedanser:

Olga Smirnova in rehearsal

London

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15:36   8-22-14   275 notes

This is the reading schedule for my American Constitutional Development Course

Date                                       Assignment

8-25 (1) Historical Review, Hobbes, Locke

8-27 (2) “John Hancock,” “Make them Behave,” Declaration, Articles

8-29 (3) Convention Plans, “Shhhh!” Constitution

9-3 (4) Federalist, Brutus

9-5 (5) Court System Procedure

9-8 (6) Hylton, Calder, Marbury, Ableman

9-10 (7) Luther, Curtiss-Wright, Youngstown

9-12 (8) Powell, Nixon, Chadha

9-15 (9) Dartmouth, Blaisdell, McCulloch

9-17 (10) Miln, Printz, Alden

9-19 (11) Gibbons, EC Knight, Hypolite, Hammer

9-22 (12) Schechter, NLRB, Wickard

9-24 (13) HOA, Lopez, Raich

9-26 (14) Barron, Powell, Adamson, Gideon

9-29 (15) Duncan, McDonald, Sandford

10-1 (16) Slaughter-House, Allgeyer, Lochner

10-3 (17) Atkins, Meyer, West Coast, Ferguson

10-6 (18) Griswold, Roe, Bowers

10-8 (19) Michael H, Glucksberg, Lawrence

10-10 (20) Casey, Stenberg, Gonzales

10-13 (21) MIDTERM EXAM

10-15 (22) Strauder, Civil Rights, Plessy

10-20 (23) Missouri, Sweatt, Brown I, Bolling

10-22 (24) Brown II, Charlotte, Milliken

10-24 (25) Bakke, Wygant, Richmond

10-27 (26) Gratz, Grutter, Reed, Frontiero,

10-29 (27) MUW, Virginia, Hibbs

10-31 (28) Gomillion, Baker, Reynolds, Wesberry

11-3 (29) Katzenbach, Shaw, Hunt, Cromartie

11-5 (30) Bush, Crawford, Shelby County

11-7 (31) Zenger Trial, Near, Sullivan, Pentagon Papers

11-10 (32) Schenk, Gitlow, Whitney, Brandenburg

11-12 (33) Chaplinsky, O’Brien, Tinker, Cohen

11-14 (34) Johnson, RAV, Black, Morse

11-17 (35) NAACP, Runyon, BSA

11-19 (36) Buckley, McConnell, Citizens United, McCutcheon

11-21 (37) Everson, Schempp, Engel, Lemon

11-24 (38) Wallace, Lee, Zelman

12-1 (39) Perry, McCreary, Galloway

12-3 (40) Reynolds, Barnette, Sherbert, Yoder

12-5 (41) Bob Jones, Lyng, Oregon

12-8 (42) Chicken Sacrifice, Boerne, Hobby Lobby

123 Cases

These dates show the day that the readings are due.

12:44   8-22-14

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

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imminentlyginger:

jkimisyellow:

caughthesnitch:

Bonus:

harritude

those few times when book Harry the sass master got through

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This is how my morning begins

This is how my morning begins

11:52   8-22-14

Protein kale banana berry smoothie :)

11:51   8-22-14

kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you

kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you

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22:27   8-21-14   78,610 notes

cheezetits:

sweet-bitsy:

awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

stop the objectification of rabbits now

cheezetits:

sweet-bitsy:

awwww-cute:

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

stop the objectification of rabbits now

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